I have been so busy growing up, I forgot my side job of writing. A lot has happened since I last wrote. New swim coach, Jiu Jitsu, lots of new words and phrases, losses, new experiences, there is so much to tell.
Let’s start at the beginning. You already know that I was born – I think it’s pretty obvious. So I won’t go back that far. I think I left you guys off at my 2 year old adventures. Did I tell you about how I ended my two year old adventures?
That last half of two was crazy. There were weird potty songs because I learned how to go like a big kid and lost the diaper long before 3….like wayyyy long. Like maybe before 2 1/2. Moms pulled out some weird songs. But right before I turned two, Moms said it was time for me to get rid of my binky. They told me that it was time for me to pass on my binky’s to other little babies that need it. So I reluctantly gathered them all up, put them in a bag after I sucked my last sucks. I tied some balloons to them so the binky fairy would know exactly what she needed to take, I didn’t want her to take things she shouldn’t be taking. I have lots of toys to protect. Like a big girl, I said good-bye to them and placed them by our front door so the binky fairy could take them to other babies.
That was such a rough night friends, saying good bye to the one thing I relied on my whole life for soothing – well, besides my Moms, I guess.
Moms did tell me that the binky fairy might bring me a surprise when she picks up my binkies though. I tried to see what kind of surprise I was going to get, but they just kept telling me they didn’t know. I also tried really hard to stay up for the binky fairy, but failed miserably.
The binky fairy did end up coming while I was sleeping and did take the right package. So glad she didn’t get confused and take any of my other toys.
Guys. The surprise the binky fairy left me created a love that has yet to end. It gave me freedom. It gave me adventures – and still does. It gives me some owies here and there too, but oh my gosh was it the coolest surprise in the universe.
Any idea what it is??
IT WAS AN ELSA BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The second I hopped on this thing, I haven’t stopped. Don’t worry – you’re going to get more bike stories soon.
Let’s fast forward to 2026, because we can. I was exploring a little bit in my house, and you know what I came across?
Binkies.
I swear my Moms said that the binky fairy was taking them, but I’m starting to think the binky fairy is really one of my Moms. Still trying to solve how there are binkies in my house if the supposed binky fairy took them. I’ll let you know my findings soon, my friends.
Can’t wait to catch you up on my stories and continue to tell you all about my adventures. I’m really getting my own voice now, so Mom doesn’t have to pretend to be me too much anymore. Yea, I knew she was pretending. She tried to fake it, but considering I couldn’t talk – it was easy to figure out.
Happy Fall my good friends! Talk to you soon!
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