A Day in the Life of Saanvi

Two words. Stranger. Danger. My moms say it ALL the time. They always say I need to have more Stranger danger. They tell me to stay away from the people I don’t know with candy and toys.

I want to log into evidence, exhibit A. I don’t know this person. But she has all of my favorite things – pool, toys, lollipops. She is a stranger with toys and candy. This is the literal definition of what my moms tell me to stay away from. Do you see my moms anywhere trying to rescue me from this stranger? No, they’re taking pictures and telling me “it’s okay”.

I did not scream the scream of 10,000 babies today. I did however find the high pitch of an operatic singer that I held for a full 20 minutes. You know that pitch that can shatter glass and your ear drums? That pitch seemed to have some success today as I was able to chip away at the stranger’s hard exterior.

The worst part, friends? Moms say this will be a weekly occurrence! What??????