Soap and…

I have had so much fun over the last couple weeks. My moms started putting up all of these things around the house. There are ghosts, witches, mummies, and even skeletons! But, my absolute favorite? Moms made me new friends called Ursula and Jack Skeleton! They hang out on our front yard. Every time we go outside, I have to make sure I tell my moms that we need to wake them up. Sometimes when they wake up they are a little scruffy, so I make sure we get them looking just right. Every night, I have to tell them good nights and love yous just like I tell my moms.

It’s not just my moms either. All of the houses are putting up skeletons and spiders and mummies. It’s so cool! My mom has been taking me on walks to get some miles for something and I get to see all the things! Whatever is happening right now is the coolest thing ever!

I have been having lots of fun playing with my friends. One day, Mama and I went with our friends to Lake Tahoe. While we were on the beach playing, I saw a dog dog run to the water! Naturally, I had to pet the dog dog so I ditched Mama and ran after him into the water. I dunked myself a little…Mama freaked out but I had fun. My moms freak out over the weirdest things.

My Ba came to town to visit me all the way from a far away land called Texas. She even stayed with me a couple nights. I love when my family spends time with me. I have so much fun them.

I am turning into quite the prankster if I say so myself. I was taking a shower with my Mama one day and I gave her my finger to eat it. Little did she know guys that I had a surprise for her on my fingers. I dug my fingers into Mama’s Dove soap first. When she took a bite of my finger, she got a nice chunk of soap in her mouth! That made Mama started doing weird things. Like things came out of her mouth. Who knew my prank would have such long lasting effects?

Tonight, I had a good time too. After dinner, Moms said I needed a bath. I love baths so that’s not a big deal. All of my ducks are in my bath. Dont worry friends-Mom rectified her fatal error of not winning me ducks. After my Mom got me all clean and stuff, I sat there for a moment.

Then I gave mom the look. You’d think she’d understand the look by now. This is really her fault for not understanding the look.

She thinks I’m done with my bath and picks me up. As she picks me up, it happens. Ploop, plop, ploop. Sometimes, when you have to go, you have to go. That was a good poop too. Whew. It was one of those room making, tummy ache relieving poops. Mom gets me out of the tub, but she forgot that with poop comes something else too. Guess what I did all over Mom’s shirt? Hehe, you guessed it! Drizzle, all down Mom’s shirt. She finally corralled me and got a diaper on me (first smart thing she did). After, she had to go fishing for poop! It was funny listening to her fish for my poop. I made sure to point out how unsuccessful she was at this.

She finally got everything clean and bleached and then it was bedtime for me. Lame, but don’t worry. I’ll dream of all the mischief. Good night my friends!