A Day in the Life of Saanvi

            I have been super busy being a fabulous Unicorn this week. Unicorns have the best adventures. Although, my moms keep telling me that I have to start cleaning up after myself. Don’t they know that unicorns that are as fabulous as me simply do not do grunt work? This unicorn likes to sing, play, dance, and cause all the mayhem. Dancing to Tash Sultana is low key the most awesome thing in the universe.

You probably already know this from Facebook, but my Grammy had to have a really big surgery. Like really big. A robot went inside her knee and replaced her bones with robot pieces! My Grammy is what my mom now calls bionic. How cool is that? I have been super busy taking care of her and making sure that she goes on her walks. It’s tough work, but someone has to be my Grammy’s keeper. I love that she’s getting to stay with me while she recovers. I wish I could get all my grandparents to stay with me more. They are so much fun!

On Saturday, my moms took me to something called Pride? My mom was super excited about it because she said she could finally break out her hat. I have seen my mom’s hats, she’s wears them all the time. They aren’t special. I don’t know why she needed a day to break out a hat. She’s weird sometimes. Pride was so cool though! There were so many people and they were dressed all kinds of different ways. I even saw a horse walking around! How cool is that? There were lots of music and people dancing. Everyone was having so much fun. I even managed to get a treat out of my moms. Something called an Otterpop? Holy pooping cow batman! That was so awesome especially because it was so hot outside.

So you all know that my mama said we lost my bracelet that my Ma and Dada gave to me? Well, may be I didn’t really lose it. Maybe I sort of, kind of, hid it in my Minnie kitchen. Maybe, this fabulous unicorn really wanted to go hang out on the trails more because hiking is so much fun. Unicorns love the outdoors and need to go outside and be one with nature at all times. It’s really the only way to recharge your batteries.

The next day, we had family day picnic for work. Man, I work hard as Assistant Controller. I had to put together this whole thing. I had to keep telling mom where to do it and how to do it. Whew, was it hard. But all of my 2 News friends came except for a couple. I missed the ones that couldn’t come but I had fun with the ones that did. The park had all the sticks, and rocks, and so many other things that I kept getting into to. My moms kept yelling the ‘no’ word again. I really should figure out what that word means. But not right now. Life’s too short to understand two letter words that seem negative. By the ways – watermelon is absolutely amazing! But eating a cold slice of watermelon while naked in park – heaven. Simply heaven.

When my mom finally got back home after her picnic, we went out and played something called cornholio? Mom kept throwing things at this thing. I showed her the real way to play. You grab the thing and you climb on top of the big thing and put the it in the hole. So much easier. I also showed her a way better way to play cornholio. You stand it up and look through it! Way more fun!

Well my friends. I think that covers the highlights of my week. The fabulous unicorn never has a boring week. Stay cool my friends. Stay tuned – same bat channel, same bat time. (My mom made me add that – does anyone know what it means?)